(We’ve been talking lately about the appropriateness of some
words, and how some are not suitable for children to use. This has mostly
evolved from a small girl deciding she quite liked to use the word bugger when something went other than according to her plans. The
other day she dropped a glass of water and it spilt. Bugger she said. Oh, I think
you mean *bother* I reply. No, replies miss 3, bother
is what you say when you lose something. But you say bugger when an accident
happens.
I’m torn between being thrilled that she has context so well sorted, and perturbed because how on earth will we survive the rest of childhood at this rate? Oh yeah, and more than a little relieved that bugger is the worst she’s picked up so far. Phew.) Which brings me to this morning...
As Cole and Immy were brushing their teeth, I was singing a half made up silly song about it, something about brushing round and round, and it ended with *and then you spit the toothpaste out*.
Immy: spit is not an appropriate word for a grown up to use.
Me: Oh? I didn’t realise. What word would it be appropriate for me to use then?
Immy: Bugger.