...is a project that is likely to give you ample opportunity to revisit every swear word ever to have passed your lips or your aural cavities. At least twice. Turns out, painting MDF is possible, but requires a bazillion steps, some serious priming and a hearty cocktail of some pretty potent nasties to get the paint to adhere. and stay there. I know this because Auntie Google told me so.
Unfortunately, I forgot to ask Auntie Google until after I had tried to wrestle 2 coats of regular old waterbased interior paint onto the damned MDF, and was getting increasingly frustrated that it wasn't going on well, wasn't adhering or drying, and generally was just becoming an unsightly burnt orange cockup in the garage. oops.
This was going to be a quick and simple project - paint a cheapie cube bookshelf that we got on sale from Warehouse Stationery a nice rich, burnt orange to add a little oomph to the kids' room and tie in the colours. Then pop it between their beds, pile on the books and stand back and feel a little pleased with yourself. erm, a few hiccups in there so far.
The good news: an under-the-kitchen-sink goldilocks scourer (thank you previous owners for leaving that! Double thanks for leaving it unused) and a hearty helping of elbow grease is all it took to remove the offending paint. 4 hours, the imminent death of goldilocks and 3 washes with Sugar Soap and I have the 5 inner pieces all sparkling and white again. And the suspicion that the left half of my body may be out of commission for the next 3 days...
The not so good news: there are still 4 pieces to go. The largest ones. And their exterior frame, as it turns out, have a different finish that seems to strip as I remove the paint. Crap. So let's recap....I have half a bookshelf an unholy scraped mess that resembles the after effects of the Battle of Valencia (get it? nyuk nyuk) and no way of removing the paint without completely destroying the finish. This is the bit where I have to wrestle myself to the ground to overcome the desire to do unspeakable things with planks of mdf and not-quite-mdf.
So, to make things better, I go off and spill the beans to D who is at work and has therefore bypassed the orange massacre incident. He was gracious enough to keep the eye rolling to a dull roar, but was mostly disappointed that since I'd started - all gungho and enthusiastic (bull at a gate, anyone?) - before he had given any feedback on my Great and Clever idea about painting it in the first place - he couldn't properly say *I told you so*. And that pained him greatly.
But don't panic! I have a plan to remedy this catastrophe, and have the unit working and even looking cuter than originally intended! Stay tuned, because really, what could possibly go awry?