This boy. Oh man, he makes me laugh. Tonight he was doing something terribly seven-year-old-boy, and trying to give himself a wedgie. (What's with that?) This is the conversation that followed:
Me: Coley, honey, don't do that dude. You'll wreck your pj pants and give yourself haemmoroids.
Me:You know, haemmoroids - in your butt.
Cole: gales of laughter
Me: what's so funny?
Cole: (proceeding to fall about on the floor with giggles)
Me: (joining the laughter) seriously dude, what's the deal?
Cole: so...if I give myself a wedgie I'm going to get chicken meteors out my butt?
Cole: That's what you said - that I'll get hen roids.